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Nerd Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm, #206575
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm, #206574
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #206516
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm, #206512
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm, #206510
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #77418
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm, #61870
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm, #61845
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm, #28304
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm, #239719
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


WEDDING CAKE -




NERDS - Die as you've lived.


TAGS: nerds computer
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am, #234508
Nicely done Ice!
Icespade1 - May 11, 2012, 5:55 pm, #234487
I think it's a game guide
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:18 am, #234482
5 bucks says that Bible is only mom's wishful thinking.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm, #122116
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm, #121456
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am, #121355
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




GAME OVER -


TAGS: nerd win
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by DLM4

rodangol - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm, #230584
WTH is a 5-minute egg?
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:42 pm, #202606
Holy crap, didnt know he had THAT much money
fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 8:56 pm, #199793
Wow. Does Jordan donate a lot of his money?


NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm, #246625
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am, #241532
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am, #228995
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm, #194382
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193312
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm, #193310
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm, #192930
Perfect 5L


IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS - You didn't get any in High School


TAGS: music nerds
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by doubet

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:50 pm, #248986
*one
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:32 pm, #248985
Actually I didn't. But I get tons of it now. The ladies like their music... married once, too :-D


REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.




NERDS - Who said nerds never get out...


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 3.43/5

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HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm, #78342
h***ers, Dirty dirty h***ers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm, #78337
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm, #73679
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am, #67913
I think you may be wrong here, ra** is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol f*** up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am, #67912
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The b****es won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm, #62083
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am, #61371
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am, #59020
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am, #170363
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am, #170273
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am, #220613
Good one.


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm, #148472
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm, #148281
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm, #148268
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm, #148037
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm, #148015
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm, #148014
10:10, sir


BARONESS -


TAGS: h** nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm, #226230
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey


GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005




NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members


TAGS: nerds virgins g**
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am, #218417
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.


TRANSFORMERS - The real ones are not that awesome


TAGS: nerd
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by jony

Derek - August 27, 2009, 11:15 pm, #112653
I'm saying anything.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:42 pm, #90025
Waaaaaaaiiiiittt fooooooorrrrr iiiiiittt......


NERD - Yes, you are.


TAGS: nerd star wars
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Marcio

lolman - August 16, 2009, 7:37 pm, #108819
Nerd? yes he is... Organised? yes he is. Has more starwars figures than me? yes he does. Jealous am I? Yes I am!
Phage - March 7, 2009, 12:15 pm, #64218
Do want.
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:49 pm, #52950
wish i was as orgranised as that, ive probably got 3 times that.. but im a lazy prick and they are pretty much scattered thru my whole house
murderblade - December 22, 2008, 2:14 am, #45973
you can never have too many storm trooper's.
anonymous - October 16, 2008, 1:05 pm, #27974
Aww, he bent his wookies...
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:48 pm, #14734
lol @ the comments! :)
yea right - August 15, 2008, 3:21 pm, #14695
who's head will ever hit that headboard?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:23 am, #13981
They'll all come tumbling down when her head hits the headboard.


THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.


TAGS: marvel dc superhero nerd win
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by whocares0

whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm, #238539
and kudos to the people who do :)
whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm, #238538
Lol i already know we do. Really i wasn't referring to people like Jobs and Gates, but the nerds in highschool who get bullied for knowing, quoting and loving things they enjoyed. Sure everyone knows who Clark Kent is, but not what his father's name is.
Bull - August 19, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238537
What makes you think we don't?


MASTER OF DEMONS! - SLAYER OF HOARDS! SAVIOR OF DAMSELS! LORD OF- Not now mom! I'm BUSY!!!


TAGS: nintendo nerd
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

AudioStalker - April 2, 2010, 2:14 am, #168816
He's off to save the internet...


EXCUSE ME - How do you say, "I am gonna die a virgin" in Klingon?


TAGS: cosplay klingon nerd
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

ICEMAN - March 15, 2011, 11:48 pm, #214374
"Tooh ly uhnz"


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




FURRIES VS. KLINGONS - Whoever wins, WE LOSE!




HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.


TAGS: marvel dc catfight ***y nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am, #179434
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am, #179386
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.


BLACK NERDS - Believe it or not, they're everywhere.


TAGS: black nerds
Rating: 2.9/5
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:24 pm, #91938
Oh god no
Neko - December 12, 2008, 12:53 am, #43848
Cyborg was a jock, not a nerd
Seb - November 15, 2008, 6:02 pm, #36613
They hide
Spoon - November 6, 2008, 4:54 am, #33847
I only counted 8
Haarakkon - October 1, 2008, 3:52 pm, #24805
Why are there only 9 pictures of them then?


BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am, #7260
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am, #5590
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


VISUAL KEI -


TAGS: visualkei visual kei japan fashion nerds
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by sasukingu

Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am, #128358
*oops i mean right
Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am, #128357
the girl on the left could chew through coaxal (sp?) cable with them teeth!


nerd porn -




VULCANICE -




TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death


TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Freezzy

npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm, #179285
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm, #179274
Oh no not Vulcan !


HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online




NERDS - Who needs Computers, or the internet. When you have these guys around


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

calvin5040 - December 5, 2011, 5:47 pm, #226404
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.


TAGS: cyber bullying nerd torment reversed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:02 pm, #231061
That new-fangeled world wide web...the great equlizer!
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 1:22 am, #230968
Well..... OH YEAH!!!


NERDS - It a nerd-eat-nerd world out there...




TRON - Making nerds everywhere Wish they could be digitised by a laser Since 1982


TAGS: tron nerds
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Anima



SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?


TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm, #83849
Geek solidarity!


EH EH EH EH - eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh...snort...snort...(long inhale) eh eh eh eh eh...snort...that's funny!


TAGS: nerd
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Doug



NIGHTS LIKE THESE - I like to punish my wiener like I caught it breaking in to my house




CROSSOVER NERDS - They all just had an Orgasm


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.13/5
James Lowe - August 14, 2009, 7:00 pm, #108467
Goku wouldnt even need to go super saiyan to kick superman's a**..
DAMN! - March 25, 2009, 4:47 am, #67809
i gotta agree on this one,not only did i nut,but GOKU will murder superman,dont get me wrong i love the man of steel,who didnt grow up wit him.im just saying in the end,kryptinite be d***ed,GOKU beats the breaks off superman anyday.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 5:52 pm, #66868
*one
Guest - March 20, 2009, 5:51 pm, #66867
Pfft. If you want a comic book character that's on par with Goku, try on of the cosmic beings, like Galactus or someone. Goku would kick Superman's a**.
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 6:27 pm, #52452
Kakarotto will pwn Superman easily. This is just no contest.
Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:30 pm, #31828
old pic is old.
Amaterasu - September 29, 2008, 10:22 am, #24154
I'm going to stare at this image, until I begin to starve and the image suddenly becomes a video and world collapses due to the AWESOME POWER IN THOSE GUYS! To wrap it up, I had an orgasm.
mR.Me - September 18, 2008, 7:39 pm, #21922
because, epic
Drenix - July 31, 2008, 11:47 pm, #12130
He had one while making that poster...
O_O - May 12, 2008, 9:25 pm, #3392
How'd you know?


GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people


TAGS: guitar hero nerd
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Linnan

Linnan - August 25, 2008, 9:42 am, #16602
It's a nerd shirt fest...The black shirt of the guy in the front says "Gott" (engl.God).
jimbo - August 24, 2008, 10:07 pm, #16526
Sweet!! A thunder cats shirt!!


GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.




In Soviet Russia... -


TAGS: rpg nerds
Rating: 2.52/5

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NERDS - this guy is creepy


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.26/5

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FUTURE INTERNET NERD - B/C SOON THEYL B TOKNG LIEK THIS!!11! WTF LOL


TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Sam

RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm, #13068
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm, #10690
I think he found his dads p***.


THIS GUY - Gets more action the %90 of Motifakers.




INFALLIBLE - Smart people are always so sure they're right.


TAGS: nerd humor
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by CatEyes



WHITE AND NERDY - How About Just Plain Creepy?


TAGS: weird al fan nerd
Rating: 4.31/5

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culos - March 5, 2011, 4:20 pm, #213628
Do we HAVE TO??? Jeez, quit nagging already, you sound like the wife and I've got a problem finding her b***on too!
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 11:19 pm, #213595
no worries
Dimytri - March 4, 2011, 5:47 pm, #213571
OK!!! :)
motinet - March 4, 2011, 2:37 pm, #213560

USE THE REPLY b***ON!!!!! :)
Cloudchaser - March 4, 2011, 9:39 am, #213547
So you're saying I misunderstood your intended meaning? My apologies then.
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 1:46 am, #213537
yeesh cloud... If you actually made motifakes, I would be able to understand you missing, "I sent a request for him to post a little message" for a guy who just does the comment thing..... meh LOL
Cloudchaser - March 4, 2011, 12:57 am, #213535
How does your sending him that message make him a ***k?
5150monkeylove - March 3, 2011, 11:30 pm, #213528
love the music, but the guy himself is a ***k. I sent a request for him to post a little message out with a link to some of my friends art... he lost the work due to Katrina. He was the guy who made the Mardi Gras Posters for over 10 years for N O


NEVER FEAR - We are from the internet


TAGS: mortal combat nerds
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by shotokishi

Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #63805
Sub Zero has really packed on the pounds. Kitana looks good though.
Sam - March 5, 2009, 9:20 am, #63795
Good job clue, you win a cookie
James - March 5, 2009, 6:45 am, #63781
no they're not, they're from Mortal Kombat. Sub-Zero & Kitana


NERDZ - They are coming...


TAGS: nerds punks politics
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by EthosX

Claire - November 24, 2008, 5:31 pm, #39452
So?


DIGITAL NATIVES -


TAGS: calendar nerds technology mocking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

zoomer296 - February 25, 2013, 9:30 pm, #243778
They're making technology too d*** cheap these days...


Stick!!! -


TAGS: godzilla kaiju nerd geek monster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by medinaanidem

Silverheart - August 24, 2013, 8:25 am, #249007
Scratched or wiped? Either way funny.
curlyrocks - August 23, 2013, 8:30 pm, #248991
I always wondered how Godzilla scratched his b***. 5L for the answer.


NERDS -


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am, #222681
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm, #222400
LOL
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm, #222397
This should be a 5'er.


FACT - no matter how cool the main character is the nerdy chick with awesome body will ALWAYS steal the stage light




CALAMITY - He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.


TAGS: southpark wow nerd nietzsche
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by ryuuproductions

Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:21 pm, #157615
Good quote. Was Saddam a monster?


ARGUING ON THE INTERNET - It makes you one.


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.67/5

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NERDS - When will they realise that their fashion trends will never catch on ?


TAGS: nerds fashion trend
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:13 pm, #83914
Hey, when she dresses up like a panda, you wear whatever she wants you to wear...


NERDS - Freezing? - Search open windows in the task bar!




ILLIDAN -




NERDS -




NERDS - now they come in colored boxes


TAGS: nerdss
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by leoxbom



The Doctor -




THIS NERD - His day had been awful. 1) He got a C- on the math test. 2) A koopa killed him in Super Mario


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Peter V.

iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:10 am, #118608
U,U,D,D,L,R,B,B ****! U,U,D,D,L,R,A,A, SHIIIT! U,U,D,L DAMMMITTT!
Screamin Daemon - September 4, 2009, 6:08 pm, #115074
I f***ing love the Angry Nintendo Nerd.


THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE - was never this honest.




NERD -




FAIL - Because if your blind enough to miss failing at life, youll never wonder where she went nine months ago


TAGS: wow nerd fail
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by hellfire727

aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:39 am, #135213
sad, and i think he isnt even talkin ingame


NERDS - Get it off, GET IT OFFFFFFFF!


TAGS: nerd george lucas off
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Bartimaeus - March 15, 2010, 1:28 am, #164889
That's what she said!


Kryptonite -


TAGS: nerd comics sentry marvel dc
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Brent

aaaaaberg - October 14, 2011, 6:27 am, #225091
The "S" obviously stands for ***less.
Erin - April 21, 2009, 8:52 pm, #74539
Kryptonite does not bother him, but he is so bat **** crazy he can't leave his house. Marvel can screw up anything
K - December 3, 2008, 6:29 am, #41529
Looks like a WWE or Boxing title belt
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:17 pm, #39154
Looks like a p**** licker.
Rob Reynolds - August 6, 2008, 2:39 am, #12820
Man thats the Sentry. marvels badass superman equivalent
Captain Douchebag - July 31, 2008, 9:52 pm, #12122
He's obviously Man With S On His Belt.
blah - July 31, 2008, 7:59 pm, #12111
Who the hell is he anyway?


NERDS - Do not actually look like this.


TAGS: nerds
Rating: 1.89/5

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Wytch - August 12, 2011, 9:15 pm, #222961
Hey look, it's Weird Al!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2010, 8:08 pm, #158541
It's true we don't look like that. We nerds look much worse than that.
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 12:18 pm, #158443
oh i think you do, you're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. well never again my friend.


NERDS - So, this is our... um... thingy. Its... Hey look, a new computer!




having a killer wiener -


TAGS: killer wienerdog commando humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 29, 2013, 1:45 pm, #251283

Dirty??? I had no idea this could possibly be construed as...ah, nevermind...
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:03 am, #251278
Okay I confess. I don't have a clean side. I blame my lack of ethics, morals and any type of filtration system in my brain for that.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:00 am, #251277
And the dirty side of me is still laughing...thanks for the 5L giggle Miss lg.


When Two Nerds Marry -


TAGS: nerds marry vulcan wookie star wars star trek
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:55 pm, #246674
Borg style? Hmmm, kinki.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:52 pm, #246673
S*xterminate! (Wife's idea... yes... she's nerdy too)
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 3:10 pm, #246658
How about the Dalek?
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 9:06 am, #246642
Don't forget the Borg! Resistance is futile and safe *** is not an option...teehee.


Baby I'm A Dreamer -




Granted -


TAGS: superheroes villains videogames nerds geeks
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 7:03 pm, #254282
I didn't get many, but I don't see the "Fat Fury" (the Plump Lump) there anywhere.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:23 pm, #254212
Well that is because you both have a mutual interest, and kudos to you. It's when you hear some of these guys who have a particular interest and insist that every woman he meets have his interest only.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:21 pm, #254211
But you have children so at least you have an excuse. About being laid... might I suggest in quite seriousness you wear a Superman costume for her? No joke. But not Spiderman; he's too whiney.
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 10:54 am, #254201
Honest to 5L Gawd! I can't name a single one and all I get is a vib*****? Oh the injustice....
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 7:12 am, #254197
LOL My gf and I are both 50+ and can name most if not all of these and our love life is spectacular.
Drwski - April 11, 2014, 6:56 am, #254196
Only reason I know most of these is because I have children. Needless to say I haven't been laid in awhile...


the upper hand -




Altered states -




A nerd? Please! -


TAGS: nerd computer internet ***
Rating: 4.75/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 16, 2014, 10:29 am, #252991
Thanks!
JesusWept - February 15, 2014, 8:23 pm, #252979
LMAO classic!!


SELF CTRL -


TAGS: nerd pants geek keyboard joystick tth
Rating: 4.38/5

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ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #219739
how are ya gonna look up p*** now?
spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:46 pm, #197059
Ha! Still F11ing on to his 3 1/2" floppy. 5L
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:11 pm, #196564
those pants are ctrl-alt-meh - 5L


Revenge Of The Nerds -




Braawwwkk!! -




IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?


TAGS: cool fashion nerd still redneck
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:50 am, #235013
Cool Man !


BE NICE TO NERDS - As Bill Gates put it, chances are you'll end up working for one


TAGS: nerds gates
Rating: 4.21/5

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Venator - September 4, 2012, 5:54 am, #238887
Many thanks, my apologies to Charles Sykes!
Bucketheadsdad - September 3, 2012, 10:43 pm, #238879
It was actually Charles Sykes, not Bill Gates. http://www.usafa82.org/spec_int/wit_wisdom/rules.htm These rules are the first thing I hand out to my students (junior/government) to start the year. I used to credit Gates til I figured out I was wrong.


meanwhile -


TAGS: star trek nerds geeks romance comicon
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 11, 2013, 1:31 pm, #250337
Maybe. . . . :-D
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:30 am, #250331
The voice of experience?


Edward Snowden -




MEANWHILE AT THE MOTINET MANSION -




NERD - Synonym: Sexified!




NERDS -




LOOK OUT - Here comes spider-nerd


TAGS: spider man nerd look out
Rating: 3.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 3:30 am, #253578
THAT was brilliant! 5 spiders!


Gigan! -




DUMB & DUMBER CONTEST - Ranked in the top 10 in the look-alike contest.




THINK OF IT LIKE SCRABBLE - A Triple Nerd Score.




Hal Jordan -




SPIDERPOWERS -




CAREFUL - The internet patrol is commin' for ya




SOMETIMES - Its just that obvious.


TAGS: cool geek nerd
Rating: 2.5/5


HM83 - Jodido de la cabeza desde 1989


TAGS: hm83 nerd freek geek retra
Rating: 2.34/5

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Overlord Douchebag - November 19, 2008, 10:19 am, #37651
Hey, it's Sailor Bubba. I think.
yon - November 19, 2008, 10:11 am, #37648
crossplay....never a good idea


Mathematicians -




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