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Nerd Demotivational Poster

STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!

EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide

TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."

IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!

TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


NERDS - Die as you've lived.

TAGS: nerds computer
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Nicely done Ice!
Icespade1 - May 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
I think it's a game guide
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:18 am
5 bucks says that Bible is only mom's wishful thinking.


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence

SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!


TAGS: nerd win
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by DLM4

rodangol - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
WTH is a 5-minute egg?
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:42 pm
Holy crap, didnt know he had THAT much money
fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
Wow. Does Jordan donate a lot of his money?


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***

GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development

TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L

IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS - You didn't get any in High School

TAGS: music nerds
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by doubet

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:50 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:32 pm
Actually I didn't. But I get tons of it now. The ladies like their music... married once, too :-D

REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.

NERDS - Who said nerds never get out...

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 3.43/5

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HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"

TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
h***ers, Dirty dirty h***ers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, ra** is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol f*** up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The b****es won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends

TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
10:10, sir


TAGS: h** nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey

GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005

NERD - Yes, you are.

TAGS: nerd star wars
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Marcio

lolman - August 16, 2009, 7:37 pm
Nerd? yes he is... Organised? yes he is. Has more starwars figures than me? yes he does. Jealous am I? Yes I am!
Phage - March 7, 2009, 12:15 pm
Do want.
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:49 pm
wish i was as orgranised as that, ive probably got 3 times that.. but im a lazy prick and they are pretty much scattered thru my whole house
murderblade - December 22, 2008, 2:14 am
you can never have too many storm trooper's.
anonymous - October 16, 2008, 1:05 pm
Aww, he bent his wookies...
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:48 pm
lol @ the comments! :)
yea right - August 15, 2008, 3:21 pm
who's head will ever hit that headboard?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:23 am
They'll all come tumbling down when her head hits the headboard.

NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members

TAGS: nerds virgins g**
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.

TRANSFORMERS - The real ones are not that awesome

TAGS: nerd
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by jony

Derek - August 27, 2009, 11:15 pm
I'm saying anything.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
Waaaaaaaiiiiittt fooooooorrrrr iiiiiittt......

THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.

TAGS: marvel dc superhero nerd win
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by whocares0

whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm
and kudos to the people who do :)
whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm
Lol i already know we do. Really i wasn't referring to people like Jobs and Gates, but the nerds in highschool who get bullied for knowing, quoting and loving things they enjoyed. Sure everyone knows who Clark Kent is, but not what his father's name is.
Bull - August 19, 2012, 12:42 pm
What makes you think we don't?


TAGS: nintendo nerd
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

AudioStalker - April 2, 2010, 2:14 am
He's off to save the internet...

EXCUSE ME - How do you say, "I am gonna die a virgin" in Klingon?

TAGS: cosplay klingon nerd
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

ICEMAN - March 15, 2011, 11:48 pm
"Tooh ly uhnz"

BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.


When Two Nerds Marry -

TAGS: nerds marry vulcan wookie star wars star trek
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:55 pm
Borg style? Hmmm, kinki.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:52 pm
S*xterminate! (Wife's idea... yes... she's nerdy too)
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 3:10 pm
How about the Dalek?
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 9:06 am
Don't forget the Borg! Resistance is futile and safe *** is not an option...teehee.

HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.

TAGS: marvel dc catfight ***y nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.

BLACK NERDS - Believe it or not, they're everywhere.

TAGS: black nerds
Rating: 2.9/5
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:24 pm
Oh god no
Neko - December 12, 2008, 12:53 am
Cyborg was a jock, not a nerd
Seb - November 15, 2008, 6:02 pm
They hide
Spoon - November 6, 2008, 4:54 am
I only counted 8
Haarakkon - October 1, 2008, 3:52 pm
Why are there only 9 pictures of them then?


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


TAGS: visualkei visual kei japan fashion nerds
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by sasukingu

Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
*oops i mean right
Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:59 am
the girl on the left could chew through coaxal (sp?) cable with them teeth!

nerd porn -


TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death

TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Freezzy

npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
Oh no not Vulcan !

HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online

NERDS - Who needs Computers, or the internet. When you have these guys around

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

calvin5040 - December 5, 2011, 5:47 pm

CYBER BULLYING - Where the rules are reversed and the nerds torment the big guys... psychologically of course.

TAGS: cyber bullying nerd torment reversed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Arvantillian - March 11, 2012, 1:02 pm
That new-fangeled world wide web...the great equlizer!
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 1:22 am
Well..... OH YEAH!!!

NERDS - It a nerd-eat-nerd world out there...

TRON - Making nerds everywhere Wish they could be digitised by a laser Since 1982

TAGS: tron nerds
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Anima

SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?

TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!

EH EH EH EH - eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh...snort...snort...(long inhale) eh eh eh eh eh...snort...that's funny!

TAGS: nerd
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Doug

NIGHTS LIKE THESE - I like to punish my wiener like I caught it breaking in to my house

CROSSOVER NERDS - They all just had an Orgasm

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.13/5
James Lowe - August 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
Goku wouldnt even need to go super saiyan to kick superman's a**..
DAMN! - March 25, 2009, 4:47 am
i gotta agree on this one,not only did i nut,but GOKU will murder superman,dont get me wrong i love the man of steel,who didnt grow up wit him.im just saying in the end,kryptinite be d***ed,GOKU beats the breaks off superman anyday.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 5:52 pm
Guest - March 20, 2009, 5:51 pm
Pfft. If you want a comic book character that's on par with Goku, try on of the cosmic beings, like Galactus or someone. Goku would kick Superman's a**.
Sauce? - January 16, 2009, 6:27 pm
Kakarotto will pwn Superman easily. This is just no contest.
Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:30 pm
old pic is old.
Amaterasu - September 29, 2008, 10:22 am
I'm going to stare at this image, until I begin to starve and the image suddenly becomes a video and world collapses due to the AWESOME POWER IN THOSE GUYS! To wrap it up, I had an orgasm.
mR.Me - September 18, 2008, 7:39 pm
because, epic
Drenix - July 31, 2008, 11:47 pm
He had one while making that poster...
O_O - May 12, 2008, 9:25 pm
How'd you know?

GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people

TAGS: guitar hero nerd
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Linnan

Linnan - August 25, 2008, 9:42 am
It's a nerd shirt fest...The black shirt of the guy in the front says "Gott" (engl.God).
jimbo - August 24, 2008, 10:07 pm
Sweet!! A thunder cats shirt!!

GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.

In Soviet Russia... -

TAGS: rpg nerds
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Roamer

NERDS - this guy is creepy

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.26/5

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TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Sam

RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm
I think he found his dads p***.

THIS GUY - Gets more action the %90 of Motifakers.

INFALLIBLE - Smart people are always so sure they're right.

TAGS: nerd humor
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

WHITE AND NERDY - How About Just Plain Creepy?

TAGS: weird al fan nerd
Rating: 4.31/5

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culos - March 5, 2011, 4:20 pm
Do we HAVE TO??? Jeez, quit nagging already, you sound like the wife and I've got a problem finding her b***on too!
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 11:19 pm
no worries
Dimytri - March 4, 2011, 5:47 pm
OK!!! :)
motinet - March 4, 2011, 2:37 pm

USE THE REPLY b***ON!!!!! :)
Cloudchaser - March 4, 2011, 9:39 am
So you're saying I misunderstood your intended meaning? My apologies then.
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 1:46 am
yeesh cloud... If you actually made motifakes, I would be able to understand you missing, "I sent a request for him to post a little message" for a guy who just does the comment thing..... meh LOL
Cloudchaser - March 4, 2011, 12:57 am
How does your sending him that message make him a ***k?
5150monkeylove - March 3, 2011, 11:30 pm
love the music, but the guy himself is a ***k. I sent a request for him to post a little message out with a link to some of my friends art... he lost the work due to Katrina. He was the guy who made the Mardi Gras Posters for over 10 years for N O

NEVER FEAR - We are from the internet

TAGS: mortal combat nerds
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by shotokishi

Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:40 am
Sub Zero has really packed on the pounds. Kitana looks good though.
Sam - March 5, 2009, 9:20 am
Good job clue, you win a cookie
James - March 5, 2009, 6:45 am
no they're not, they're from Mortal Kombat. Sub-Zero & Kitana

NERDZ - They are coming...

TAGS: nerds punks politics
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by EthosX

Claire - November 24, 2008, 5:31 pm


TAGS: calendar nerds technology mocking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

zoomer296 - February 25, 2013, 9:30 pm
They're making technology too d*** cheap these days...

Stick!!! -

TAGS: godzilla kaiju nerd geek monster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by medinaanidem

Silverheart - August 24, 2013, 8:25 am
Scratched or wiped? Either way funny.
curlyrocks - August 23, 2013, 8:30 pm
I always wondered how Godzilla scratched his b***. 5L for the answer.


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

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champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.

FACT - no matter how cool the main character is the nerdy chick with awesome body will ALWAYS steal the stage light

CALAMITY - He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.

TAGS: southpark wow nerd nietzsche
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by ryuuproductions

Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:21 pm
Good quote. Was Saddam a monster?

ARGUING ON THE INTERNET - It makes you one.

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 2.67/5

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NERDS - When will they realise that their fashion trends will never catch on ?

TAGS: nerds fashion trend
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
Hey, when she dresses up like a panda, you wear whatever she wants you to wear...

NERDS - Freezing? - Search open windows in the task bar!



NERDS - now they come in colored boxes

TAGS: nerdss
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by leoxbom

The Doctor -

THIS NERD - His day had been awful. 1) He got a C- on the math test. 2) A koopa killed him in Super Mario

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 3.37/5

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iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:10 am
Screamin Daemon - September 4, 2009, 6:08 pm
I f***ing love the Angry Nintendo Nerd.

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE - was never this honest.


FAIL - Because if your blind enough to miss failing at life, youll never wonder where she went nine months ago

TAGS: wow nerd fail
Rating: 2.69/5

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aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:39 am
sad, and i think he isnt even talkin ingame


TAGS: nerd george lucas off
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bartimaeus - March 15, 2010, 1:28 am
That's what she said!

Kryptonite -

TAGS: nerd comics sentry marvel dc
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Brent

aaaaaberg - October 14, 2011, 6:27 am
The "S" obviously stands for ***less.
Erin - April 21, 2009, 8:52 pm
Kryptonite does not bother him, but he is so bat **** crazy he can't leave his house. Marvel can screw up anything
K - December 3, 2008, 6:29 am
Looks like a WWE or Boxing title belt
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Looks like a p**** licker.
Rob Reynolds - August 6, 2008, 2:39 am
Man thats the Sentry. marvels badass superman equivalent
Captain Douchebag - July 31, 2008, 9:52 pm
He's obviously Man With S On His Belt.
blah - July 31, 2008, 7:59 pm
Who the hell is he anyway?

NERDS - Do not actually look like this.

TAGS: nerds
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by NerdAndProudOfIt

Wytch - August 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Hey look, it's Weird Al!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2010, 8:08 pm
It's true we don't look like that. We nerds look much worse than that.
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 12:18 pm
oh i think you do, you're just trying to lull us into a false sense of security. well never again my friend.

NERDS - So, this is our... um... thingy. Its... Hey look, a new computer!

having a killer wiener -

TAGS: killer wienerdog commando humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 29, 2013, 1:45 pm

Dirty??? I had no idea this could possibly be construed as...ah, nevermind...
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:03 am
Okay I confess. I don't have a clean side. I blame my lack of ethics, morals and any type of filtration system in my brain for that.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:00 am
And the dirty side of me is still laughing...thanks for the 5L giggle Miss lg.

Baby I'm A Dreamer -

Granted -

TAGS: superheroes villains videogames nerds geeks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2014, 7:03 pm
I didn't get many, but I don't see the "Fat Fury" (the Plump Lump) there anywhere.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:23 pm
Well that is because you both have a mutual interest, and kudos to you. It's when you hear some of these guys who have a particular interest and insist that every woman he meets have his interest only.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:21 pm
But you have children so at least you have an excuse. About being laid... might I suggest in quite seriousness you wear a Superman costume for her? No joke. But not Spiderman; he's too whiney.
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 10:54 am
Honest to 5L Gawd! I can't name a single one and all I get is a vib*****? Oh the injustice....
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 7:12 am
LOL My gf and I are both 50+ and can name most if not all of these and our love life is spectacular.
Drwski - April 11, 2014, 6:56 am
Only reason I know most of these is because I have children. Needless to say I haven't been laid in awhile...

the upper hand -

Altered states -

A nerd? Please! -

TAGS: nerd computer internet ***
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - February 16, 2014, 10:29 am
JesusWept - February 15, 2014, 8:23 pm
LMAO classic!!


TAGS: nerd pants geek keyboard joystick tth
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
how are ya gonna look up p*** now?
spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:46 pm
Ha! Still F11ing on to his 3 1/2" floppy. 5L
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:11 pm
those pants are ctrl-alt-meh - 5L

Revenge Of The Nerds -

Braawwwkk!! -

IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?

TAGS: cool fashion nerd still redneck
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by jonny5

maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:50 am
Cool Man !

BE NICE TO NERDS - As Bill Gates put it, chances are you'll end up working for one

TAGS: nerds gates
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Venator

Venator - September 4, 2012, 5:54 am
Many thanks, my apologies to Charles Sykes!
Bucketheadsdad - September 3, 2012, 10:43 pm
It was actually Charles Sykes, not Bill Gates. http://www.usafa82.org/spec_int/wit_wisdom/rules.htm These rules are the first thing I hand out to my students (junior/government) to start the year. I used to credit Gates til I figured out I was wrong.

meanwhile -

TAGS: star trek nerds geeks romance comicon
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 11, 2013, 1:31 pm
Maybe. . . . :-D
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:30 am
The voice of experience?

Edward Snowden -


NERD - Synonym: Sexified!


LOOK OUT - Here comes spider-nerd

TAGS: spider man nerd look out
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by tomoki17

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 3:30 am
THAT was brilliant! 5 spiders!

Gigan! -

DUMB & DUMBER CONTEST - Ranked in the top 10 in the look-alike contest.


Hal Jordan -


CAREFUL - The internet patrol is commin' for ya

SOMETIMES - Its just that obvious.

TAGS: cool geek nerd
Rating: 2.5/5

HM83 - Jodido de la cabeza desde 1989

TAGS: hm83 nerd freek geek retra
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by hm83

Overlord Douchebag - November 19, 2008, 10:19 am
Hey, it's Sailor Bubba. I think.
yon - November 19, 2008, 10:11 am
crossplay....never a good idea

Mathematicians -